Men be like “Let me just play Devil’s Advocate” like no, Shut up. You are the Devil
This post Has Influenced Me Beyond Reason.. Yesterday a man said to me “well, to be devil’s advocate-” and I said “there’s no ‘advocate’, men are the devil and when you speak its with his tongue” and he stared at me until be both awkwardly laughed bc i momentarily was haunted by a Victorian feminist ghost
I once had a guy I was arguing with tell me he was being the devils advocate and I replied “self advocating? that’s a bold move.” and I don’t think I’ve ever felt that powerful in my life
I did actually once use “the devil has adequate legal representation” and that was good
i was just watching a video about how in into the spider-verse, the camera in the movie moves at 24 frame rates per second and at the beginning when he’s still adjusting and learning to control his powers, miles is animated at 12 fps (the way a lot of classic cartoons are done) so he’s moving at half the rate, but peter parker, who is the older and much more experienced spider-man, is animated at 24 fps, so his movements are a lot more fluid and refined.
but by the end of the movie, when miles has completely stepped into his role and learned how to master his powers, he’s finally moving at 24 fps, at the same speed and with the camera, and i think that’s so motherfucking breathtaking and intricate and adds a little something to the movie, even if most people wouldn’t notice that specific aspect.
i’m so in love with small details like that and i don’t think i’ll really ever get over how beautifully made that film is.
Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
[Audio ID]
*washing machine beating noises come from behind the door at a steady rhythm*
*door creaks slightly as its opened*
Cowboy Wizard, in a sing songy country tune: “wellllllll you get down to fiddle and you get down to bowl, ya kick off yer shoes and ya throw em on the floor. Ya dancin’ in the kitchen till the mornin’ lightttt~ till the lousi-”
(audio cuts out before he can finish the word lousiana)
me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight
I am so weakkkk
No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends. They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash.
They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.”
They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”
